Fascinating: the Illuminati are recruiting…

I have come across some really weird stuff recently, but this has to come very near the top of my weird list: there has been some discussion over the WebSphere about a recruitment campaign from an organization claiming to be the Illuminati.

Some of you may already seen their advertisement on YouTube or elsewhere:

ILLUMINATIAM has also created a YouTube channel (so far, it only features a couple of versions of this ad.) This is the message that accompanies their advertisement on YouTube:

“The Illuminati Organization is an elite collective of political leaders, business owners, entertainment celebrities, and other influential members of this planet. By uniting leaders of the world in an unrestrictive, private domain – free of political, religious, and geological boundaries – our organization helps to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole.

Managing the lives of over 7 billion humans is a daunting task. Our duty to this planet has spanned across centuries and survived even the most established government entities. To continue functioning throughout societal changes, The Illuminati’s operations require anonymity for both our members and our work.

You will not find us praised in any history book or document. However, The Illuminati has helped shape every major movement on this planet since the first human government was established. Our work is often marked by distinct symbols as a means of tracing our influence through history for those wishing to investigate.

With gentle and unknown guidance from our organization, the human species is allowed to function in their natural order while playing the part of gears in a machine for the betterment of the world.”

Managing the lives of over 7 billion humans is a daunting task” – yep, I bet it is. But there is no harm in trying, right? Try our product (New World Order), you will love it!

With gentle and unknown guidance…“- this is so freaking weird: yes, Big Brother is watching out for/over you, and yes, we have conspired behind the scenes…

This, as Mr Spock would have said, is quite fascinating. And I would ask him, “Do you believe there is intelligent life behind all this, Mr Spock? And if so, are its intentions benevolent or malevolent?”

“Well, it all depends if you fall under this intelligence’s perception of us as being ‘hostiles’ or ‘friendlies’,” would probably be Mr Spock’s reply…

I have made a quick search on Whois and this is what I found about the organization’s apparently main website, illuminati.am:

  • Domain name:  illuminati.am
  • Registrar:           abcdomain (ABCDomain LLC)
  • Registrant:         Obsidian Maskreet
  • Registered:          2014-08-07
    Last modified:    2014-11-29
    Expires:               2015-08-07
  • Administrative and technical contact (same address as Registrant):
    Helen Milano
    8549 Wilshire Blvd
    Beverly Hills, 90211 – US

This information and a little bit more can also be found on webinspector.se. I have searched the White Pages and cannot find a listing for one Helen Milano or Obsidian Maskreet.

The illuminati.am website also directs visitors to their “official” website, www.illuminatiofficial.org; this one has been registered through GoDaddy.com on October 3, 2013, and its license expires on October 3, 2019. Whois offers no other information than the owner’s name, The Illuminati…

illuminatiam-book-website-home-slices_021The self-proclaimed Illuminati website also promotes their book titled The First Testament of the Illuminati, available through Amazon. Amazingly, this 200-page book published on December 14, 2014, and only available as a paperback, currently appears as the #1 Best Seller in Amazon’s Ancient & Controversial Knowledge category, with over 1,400 customer reviews giving it 4.8 stars out of 5! This is quite an amazing feat in such a short time span.

According to its Amazon description, the book includes answers to common questions such as these:

  • How do I contact the Illuminati?
  • What is the source of the Illuminati’s wealth?
  • Does the Illuminati worship Satan or God?
  • Must I sacrifice a human or animal to join?
  • What is the Mark of the Illuminati?
  • What is Illuminios?
  • Is there an Illuminati membership fee?
  • What are the Illuminati’s membership levels?
  • How can I show loyalty to the Illuminati?

I simply love the last one. So, anyone has any idea who is actually behind this and if the hype it seems to be generating is for real? Are that many people really falling for this? Let me know your thought in your comments. In the meantime, we’ll see if someone eventually comes out and admit this was all a huge hoax…

■ Henri Thibodeau

About Henri Thibodeau

Freelance writer and translator based in Quebec, Canada.
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6 Responses to Fascinating: the Illuminati are recruiting…

  1. debonair askari says:

    who knew…the thoughts are reflective enuf!



    Really, fascinating. Great doc. How should i show loyalty to the illuminati? #FAQ


  3. James Ackerson says:

    It is interesting and wreaks of Scientology. L Ron seems to have returned as a female.


  4. Tru$pok says:

    I just seen this page suggested by facebook.
    Looked into it and even read the sample book. This campaign is all about selling the book. The book seems like a joke. Almost as if a child wrote it and or it was written in a dialect so that even a child can understand it. The campaign targets Facebook accounts who don’t receive much traffic or attention so the book was most likely designed on taking advantage of the poor and anti-social. Still the book seems like an interesting read. I however, would never buy it to find out.

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  5. Émilie Prudhon says:

    Super ton enquête! Très intéressant.


    Envoyé de mon iPad

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