A friend send me the following, which is circulating as an email joke. Do not read if you are easily offended by what you deem “politically incorrect” humor. Anyway, it seems most words are becoming politically incorrect these days. This “double-talk” agenda is so pervasive and insidious that I actually had to refrain myself from censoring this joke and change some of the terms… If you are a brave soul and not easily offended, read on and have a good laugh!
Texas Sheriff’s Exam
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”